keatonstrombergs:

the fbi will never catch me

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(Source: loganlerms, via ruinedchildhood)

smacked:

when you only got three hours sleep but gotta get up to go to school

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(via pizza)

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

(via fake-mermaid)

solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

(via fake-mermaid)

obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(Source: quasidrome, via perks-of-being-chinese)

agent-bartowski:

rumour:

THEY DELETED THE LILO & STITCH SANDWICH STACKER GAME FROM THE DISNEY WEBSITE

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(via perks-of-being-chinese)